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February 19, 2006
Nebraska Powerball Winner
I just read that the $363 million jackpot was won by some soul in Nebraska. I feel sorry for them. Their life is about to be turned upside down. It will never be the same. If they have children, they will have to remove them from public schooling for fear of kidnapping. If they have good friends, loyalties will be tested to the breaking point. The bank accounts will be well padded, but nothing will stop envious stalkers from making life a living hell.
I didn't even bother to purchase a lottery ticket. I'd rather win a small jackpot -- one where I can slip under the national radar. This poor person won't be able to move anywhere without being tracked by the loonies from all over. I would at least like to be able to move out of state to restore sanity if pushed.
Anyway, sorry about your good and back luck, whomever.
Posted by Nathan Dickson at February 19, 2006 09:42 AM